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Life's Too Short To Drink Cheap Beer T-shirt Math t-shirt She's two thousand years oldLife really is too short to drink cheap beer. This awesome t shirt design celebrates craft beer. Whether IPA India Pale Ale, Gose, Stout, Blonde, Lager, Ale, Porter, British, Irish, Red, Brown, Double Bock, Steam Beer, Amber, American, Wheat, Belgian, Lambic, Doppelbock or Dunkel beers (to name a few) good beers make life worth living. So don't cheap out drink craft beer.